This past week the First Lady was spotted shopping at Target. We at TMCM were able to get the receipt of the items she bought........

• Planters Nuts - Because what the WH needs is more nuts..
• A Tom Tom - She heard folks were having a hard time knowing where the country was going. Some also said it was going to "Hellanahandbasket", and she wants to know how Barack can get there to campaign.
• A Bee Pet costume for their dog Bo for Halloween. Bzzzzzzzzzz......
• Some "Just For Men" - The White House will do that to ya..
• An Angry Birds Piggy Bank - You gotta hate those piggies, and their banks...
• Some New Boxers For Barack - Did you know that 65% of men's unders are bought by woman? The boxers she bought are rumored to have a big red button on em. Touch the button and something goes "Boom"....
• The book "What Does The President Do?" by David Jakubiak...